Catch row multiplication from bad JOINs before they inflate your numbers
Analyzes your SQL JOINs before execution to detect many-to-many relationships that silently multiply rows. Warns you that revenue is about to be 3x too high before you send the wrong number to the CFO.
Create a skill called "Join Inspector". When I paste a SQL query, analyze every JOIN and determine: (1) The cardinality of each join relationship (one-to-one, one-to-many, many-to-many) based on the join keys and available constraints. (2) The estimated row count after each JOIN step. (3) Whether any JOIN is likely to cause row fan-out (multiplying rows unexpectedly). (4) Whether any JOIN has missing or incomplete join conditions (potential cross join). For each risk found, explain the impact (e.g., "This many-to-many JOIN will inflate your SUM(revenue) by a factor of ~3x") and suggest a fix (dedup CTE, GROUP BY, DISTINCT, or restructured JOIN order). If I can connect to the database, verify cardinality against actual data.
One of the most insidious SQL bugs: a many-to-many JOIN silently inflates
your row count, and all your aggregations are wrong. The query runs without
errors, the numbers look plausible, and you send them to leadership. This
skill catches it before that happens.
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